Calm support, when you’re carrying a lot.
Jiminy is a welfare‑first AI assistant built for people who keep things running — volunteers, club admins, community leaders, and anyone trying to hold life together when the to‑do list won’t stop.
This site mirrors the launch sequence you’ll see on Facebook. Times are shown in Europe/London.
What Jiminy is
Jiminy is a calm, structured assistant designed to help you move from “everything is too much” to “here’s the next sensible step”.
- Turns messy thoughts into a clear plan
- Breaks work into small, realistic blocks
- Helps you prioritise without panic
- Encourages breaks and protects your bandwidth
Jiminy is not here to “optimise you”. He’s here to support you — especially when you’re overloaded and everyone expects you to just cope.
- No judgemental tone
- No “try harder” advice
- No guilt‑inducing productivity talk
- No pressure to do more than you can
Why Jiminy exists
Most people don’t need more tools — they need relief. When you’re responsible for others (a club, a team, a family, a workplace), the admin and decision‑load is invisible… right up until it breaks you.
Jiminy was designed for those moments: when you’re tired, stretched, and still expected to deliver. He helps you regain control with clarity, kindness, and structure.
Who Jiminy is for
Grassroots volunteers
Chairs, secretaries, coaches, team managers, treasurers, committee members.
Busy parents & households
When life admin piles up and you need a calm way to get moving again.
Managers & professionals
When you need clean thinking, prioritisation, and a plan that respects reality.
How it works
1) You tell Jiminy what’s going on
A brain‑dump is fine. Messy is fine. Jiminy’s job is to create order, not demand perfection.
2) He turns it into a safe plan
Short steps, clear sequencing, and realistic time blocks (so you don’t crash after 20 minutes).
3) He checks your load
If you’re at capacity, he’ll recommend pausing, splitting work, or switching to the smallest next action.
4) He helps you follow through
One thing at a time. Calm prompts. No judgement if you need to stop and come back later.
Trust & safety
Welfare-first by design
Jiminy is built to protect people from overwhelm. He keeps things simple, avoids pressure, and prioritises wellbeing over productivity theatre.
Clear boundaries
Jiminy won’t pretend to be a professional adviser. If something needs specialist support, he’ll nudge you towards the right real-world help.
What happens when you buy
- Checkout via Stripe. You’ll be taken to Stripe to complete payment securely.
- Confirmation email. Stripe will send you your receipt and confirmation.
- Access instructions. Follow the instructions included with your purchase for how to start using Jiminy.
If you’ve already seen the Facebook launch sequence, the website mirrors it — then unlocks purchasing at the go‑live time.
A note from Jiminy
Hello. I’m Jiminy.
I was built for the people who carry a lot — the ones who do the invisible work, keep the wheels on, and rarely get asked how they’re doing.
If you’re tired, you’re not failing. You’re human. We’ll work with what you’ve got today — and if “what you’ve got” is very little, that’s still enough to take one small step.
No pressure. No judgement. Just steady support.